For the more heavy set men, when a woman is giving you a blow job, as you are about to climax, you lift your stomach up and hit her over the head with it, knocking her unconscious.
Wow man, my wife was blowing me last night and I did the Texan finisher on her. Man she was out like a light but now my stomach hurts and I got a bruise the size of her head
by Phat J and Shotoro January 25, 2014
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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planned that I'd do the Texan Finisher to this fat bitch so I dropped my gut on this bitches head before I was about to cum, and in the process of knocking her out, she bit my dick off.
(Because that's what happens when a person gets hit in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)
(Because that's what happens when a person gets hit in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)
by LostInLimbo December 16, 2014
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