Teter Twat
Teter Twat by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
tater-twat
Tater-twat is the basically the worst insult you could give to a woman. It describes a woman's vagina as being crusty and nasty like most tater tots.
tater-twat by jagwah March 26, 2009
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Teter Twat • tater-twat • Teeter-twat • Teeter Twatter • Tommy Twat-Texter • no teter • teters • tater tot • tether • tater thot
Teeter-twat
Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word
Teeter-twat by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018
Tater Twat
A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.
The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.
The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.
The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
Tater Twat by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020
Tommy Twat-Texter
A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
Tommy Twat-Texter by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022
Teeter Twatter
Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.
Teeter Twatter by whutthe June 27, 2009
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