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Testigoggles 

The firm placement of one testicle in each eye-socket, in the manner of goggles.
Emily insisted the testigoggles I'd loaned her didn't help her vision in the least, but I knew better.
Testigoggles by icarus9mm May 31, 2009
Testigo means witness in spanish
Kayla: Omg éramos testigos miramos todo!

(Omg we were witnesses we saw everything)
Luna: Deberás son unos tontos

(For real they are some dumbasses)

testigina 

noun.
def: testicles/ vagina
Whoa. That dude probably has a testigina
testigina by Stupid-defs January 30, 2009

Testigravitingleitis 

The tingling sensation a male feels in his testicles when rapidly dropping in altitude.
"When I went on the High Drop at Knottsberry Farm I got insane Testigravitingleitis."

Testigrabs

When someone grabs your bare testicles
Yesterday, I was changing in the locker room. And I took off my undies and pants. Then the bullies snuck in and pinned me down and gave me so many jerks and testigrabs. Then they put my underpants back on and cut a hole where the penis was so everyone saw it. Then they gave me a hanging wedgie on the hooks. I was left there for 9 days.
Testigrabs by yrwxafina December 5, 2017
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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