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testiphony 

President Clinton gave testiphony when he pointed his finger at the American public and said,"I did not have sex with that woman."
testiphony by Boss Brian May 3, 2009

testipop 

Testipopping is when a adolescent boy's voice jumps or cracks while talking. This is usually seen as an embarrassing thing, as everyone will probably start laughing at you.
Teacher ~ "Class, can anyone tell me what the Chemical formula for water is?"

Boy ~ "<pop>YYeeesss</pop> Miss"
The "yes" part in this sentence is when the boy testipops in his enthusiasm to answer this nerdy question

Everyone laughs as the boy flushes in embarrassment.
testipop by William Tseng March 17, 2008

Testiphoney 

Legal. False and misleading statements under oath.
After he testified in court, they found out he was lying and sentenced him to 6 months for testiphoney.
Testiphoney by Cabot Wonder August 11, 2009

Testicool 

Bro your balls be lookinpretty testicool.
Testicool by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019

Twisted Testiphobia 

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

Testiphony 

A testimony given that is known to not be true.
Rod Blagojevich gave his testiphony today in court.
Testiphony by GParker February 18, 2009