Testipoo

(n.) A test in Spanish class (Not to be confused with quizypoo)

"Class, today we are going to have a testipoo!"

by Taylor Walton January 11, 2009

testiphony

to give false testimony

President Clinton gave testiphony when he pointed his finger at the American public and said,"I did not have sex with that woman."

by Boss Brian May 3, 2009

testipop

Testipopping is when a adolescent boy's voice jumps or cracks while talking. This is usually seen as an embarrassing thing, as everyone will probably start laughing at you.

Teacher ~ "Class, can anyone tell me what the Chemical formula for water is?"

Boy ~ "<pop>YYeeesss</pop> Miss"
The "yes" part in this sentence is when the boy testipops in his enthusiasm to answer this nerdy question

Everyone laughs as the boy flushes in embarrassment.

by William Tseng March 17, 2008

Testiphoney

Legal. False and misleading statements under oath.

After he testified in court, they found out he was lying and sentenced him to 6 months for testiphoney.

by Cabot Wonder August 11, 2009

Testicool

When your balls be fly as hell.

Bro your balls be lookin’ pretty testicool.

by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019

Twisted Testiphobia

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.

"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

by Teste-monial March 2, 2011

Testiphony

A testimony given that is known to not be true.

Rod Blagojevich gave his testiphony today in court.

by GParker February 18, 2009