Testipopping is when a adolescent boy's voice jumps or cracks while talking. This is usually seen as an embarrassingthing, as everyone will probably start laughing at you.
Teacher ~ "Class, can anyone tell me what the Chemical formula for water is?"
Boy ~ "<pop>YYeeesss</pop> Miss"
The "yes" part in this sentence is when the boy testipops in his enthusiasm to answer this nerdy question
Everyone laughs as the boy flushes in embarrassment.
The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."
"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.