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Testipoo 

(n.) A test in Spanish class (Not to be confused with quizypoo)
"Class, today we are going to have a testipoo!"
Testipoo by Taylor Walton January 11, 2009
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testiphony 

President Clinton gave testiphony when he pointed his finger at the American public and said,"I did not have sex with that woman."
testiphony by Boss Brian May 3, 2009

testipop 

Testipopping is when a adolescent boy's voice jumps or cracks while talking. This is usually seen as an embarrassing thing, as everyone will probably start laughing at you.
Teacher ~ "Class, can anyone tell me what the Chemical formula for water is?"

Boy ~ "<pop>YYeeesss</pop> Miss"
The "yes" part in this sentence is when the boy testipops in his enthusiasm to answer this nerdy question

Everyone laughs as the boy flushes in embarrassment.
testipop by William Tseng March 17, 2008

Testiphoney 

Legal. False and misleading statements under oath.
After he testified in court, they found out he was lying and sentenced him to 6 months for testiphoney.
Testiphoney by Cabot Wonder August 11, 2009

Testicool 

When your balls be fly as hell.
Bro your balls be lookin’ pretty testicool.
Testicool by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019

Twisted Testiphobia 

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

Testiphony 

A testimony given that is known to not be true.
Rod Blagojevich gave his testiphony today in court.
Testiphony by GParker February 18, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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