testicoozi

jacuzzi for you testicular area

ruby malloy said to lydia “josh wants a testicoozi”

by lydia wild man May 24, 2022

Testicool

When your balls be fly as hell.

Bro your balls be lookin’ pretty testicool.

by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019

Testicuzzi

To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)

My balls have never felt better then when Cara gave them a testicuzzi

by Brian H October 26, 2005

Tenticoolio

A thing that he says, it means "Float a boat with a weird whale", "Canada is not good", "Canada is not real", "Canada is the black guy that got hit by an ice cream truck", "Short people can't be police men", "Gunga wunga bunk bunk", "Dem jelly boys are too old now", "Mr.Catapilla Pants is cool". (btw, mr.catapilla pants is an underground rapper)

Man dude! Tenticoolio

by Dave Long August 12, 2017

testicologist

A gynecologist for men - i.e. a doctor who deals with testicles!

A ball doctor

A nut man

A bollock boffin

"Edward graduated medical school last year. Now he's working as a Testicologist"

by Geek in the Pink June 11, 2006

testiclorize

to be beaten/attacked with a number of testicles. Often resulting in serious emotional and physical scarring, such as, bruising, bleeding, vomiting, crying, and acne.

1. HELP! Someone is testiclorizing me!
2. Yo, last night me and Phileep testiclorized this hoe.
3. Hey Phileep, let's testiclorize lacy and bethany again, it was mad fun!

by Carlito98736 December 6, 2006

Testicuzzi

When a woman puts water in her mouth and you put your palls in the water then she will gargle the water, while she gargles your balls in the water you nut on her forehead and use your thumb to smear it and softly say “simba”

Hey man, your mom makes a mean testicuzzi.

by Ur_moms_weird_brother January 13, 2022