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testicoozi by lydia wild man May 24, 2022
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Testicuzzi
To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)
Testicuzzi by Brian H October 26, 2005
Tenticoolio
A thing that he says, it means "Float a boat with a weird whale", "Canada is not good", "Canada is not real", "Canada is the black guy that got hit by an ice cream truck", "Short people can't be police men", "Gunga wunga bunk bunk", "Dem jelly boys are too old now", "Mr.Catapilla Pants is cool". (btw, mr.catapilla pants is an underground rapper)
Man dude! Tenticoolio
Tenticoolio by Dave Long August 12, 2017
testicologist
A gynecologist for men - i.e. a doctor who deals with testicles!
A ball doctor
A nut man
A bollock boffin
A ball doctor
A nut man
A bollock boffin
testicologist by Geek in the Pink June 11, 2006
testiclorize
to be beaten/attacked with a number of testicles. Often resulting in serious emotional and physical scarring, such as, bruising, bleeding, vomiting, crying, and acne.
1. HELP! Someone is testiclorizing me!
2. Yo, last night me and Phileep testiclorized this hoe.
3. Hey Phileep, let's testiclorize lacy and bethany again, it was mad fun!
2. Yo, last night me and Phileep testiclorized this hoe.
3. Hey Phileep, let's testiclorize lacy and bethany again, it was mad fun!
testiclorize by Carlito98736 December 6, 2006
Testicuzzi
When a woman puts water in her mouth and you put your palls in the water then she will gargle the water, while she gargles your balls in the water you nut on her forehead and use your thumb to smear it and softly say “simba”
Testicuzzi by Ur_moms_weird_brother January 13, 2022
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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