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Testiculine

The line in a mixed gender conversation that a woman should avoid crossing, in which she veers into topics gentlemen simply dont want to discuss.
"Hey Bill, how awkward is it that every time we talking to Jane she starts discussing her menstrual cramps."
"I know, John, she's always crossing thre testiculine"
Testiculine by Baldirish January 30, 2020
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testiclites 

Created by Group X
1) A male's (pair of) testicles.
"When a lady, she goes to touch the testiclites, and they make a sound like thais: *PING*!"
testiclites by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

testiclides 

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".
From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.
Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.
Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

Testicliment 

n. Compliment for doing something that takes some major balls.
Dude: You were right.
Chick: Wow, that had to have taken a lot of balls to say. I really appreciate that, thanks.
Dude: Your welcome. Thanks for the Testicliment.

Examples of things that deserve Testicliments:
Admitting you were wrong, dumping a bitch, standing up to someone twice your size...
Testicliment by Zac P January 24, 2009

Ocular Testiculitis 

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

Testiculitis 

Another word for having blue balls.
That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis
Testiculitis by joshwua915 November 28, 2016
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