Tessting

The art of texting a female of the name "Tess"

Dude? Why are you tessting all the time?

by woman25262 August 13, 2010

i was testing

The secret phrase to make BaLdBoyHalo triggered

“I was testing”
*mental breakdown*
“Geppy I’m going to ban you!”

by “”” April 22, 2019

testing

To test or to try someone by irritating, aggravating, annoying or anything less than pleasurable.

Testing can also be a premeditated plot to see what you would do in a certain situation.

"This boy's been testing my patience all day."

"He asked me if I wanted a 3some but I think he was just testing me. He don't get down like that."

by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

Beta-testing

The initial phase in a new relationship when you are testing it for bugs or glitches.

How is it going with Mark? Will you commit?

Dunno... I am beta-testing him?

by rperazag May 13, 2010

french testing

A Jamaican colloquialism for placing your penis between a woman's breasts and proceeding to pleasure yourself. titty fuck

Well endowed girl comes into view....

Tom: "Check out those double Ds man!!!"

Mark: "French testing for the win!"

by earlito December 5, 2010

drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life

*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.

by The Gibber March 8, 2007

Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.

Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."

by Kurzawa June 16, 2011