Tessa g

Tessa g is typically a really lazy bitch who binge watches shows in under a day for example, sex and the city, gossip girl, friends and cheers.

Oh look at that “tessa g” I don’t want you to be lazy like that missy.

by George John Washington October 6, 2020

tess g

she is a star she is beautiful she is wonderful boys are scared to ask her out.

man 1:Man I want to ask tess g out but im scared
man 2:Me too I really like her

by K1llerkool April 19, 2017

Tess G

Tess…Okay so Tess is a lot of things. Her most recognisable trait is probably her intelligence although it annoys her when people call her smart all the time, because she’s more than that, and people don’t notice it. But, yeah she is the smartest girl in your year. She’s a loud mouthed, way too loyal brunette, with freckles, a big smile and blue eyes. There are too many tall people in her year, so she looks short but she’s actually average height. Tess is also really romantic although she tries to hide it. Her biggest flaws are being madly in love with someone after a break up but NEVER contacting them because she’s got more pride than that, and forgetting that’s she’s human. She’s also crazy determined, over competitive and such a great friend. Shell be there for you, whatever the time, because chances are she’s on Pinterest scrolling at 2am or listening to Spotify. She loves languages, reading, writing, music, singing, songwriting, planning her future and writing letters to her ex boyfriends to try and get regret out of her system. It doenst work. If you ever find her, don’t let her go.

Tess G 🩷

by Tessla_xtlg_03 April 12, 2024

Tes Sa G

Tessa, lovers, fighters not the best of friends, but my best friend.

The first one that I think about when the world crashes down and the first one whose smile I want to see when we’re winning at life. The one that I’d want by my side during a zombie apocalypse.

Sum up Tes Sa in a few words…

A shrewd judge of character.

A simple woman with a beautiful mind.

A loyal friend and partner.

A hard exterior but a softer interior.
Honest.

Easy to love and hard to forget.

Loves to absorb new interests.

Funny and quirky.
A pain in the ass.

Big nose.

I’m a lucky man to have a Tes Sa in my life ❤️

‘Tes Sa G will smell you before she sees you, won’t she?’

by peteteds June 21, 2023

Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

by Read On July 7, 2011

Tesla Gloryhole

The act of Tesla drivers having sexual intercourse with their charging ports whilst grouped together at a Tesla Supercharging Station.

"Hey fellow Tesla driver, you down for a Tesla Gloryhole with the rest of us while our Tesla's charge?"

by FUAustin2116 January 26, 2020

Tesla grin

An involuntary yet pleasant physical manifestation affecting one's facial features as a result of the amused, giddy feeling one experiences when accelerating while driving a Tesla vehicle.

A reaction to the magic of intention and simultaneous vehicular feedback: hitting the gas pedal and going 0 to 60 m/hr (or 100 km/hr) in 3 seconds.

Feeling like you're in warp drive and loving it.

He couldn't wipe that Tesla grin off his face even after the car came to a complete stop.

by izfo May 22, 2016