A totally hot, sexy, badass, revered by the honeys as a hunk o' burnin' love or complete studmuffin. He is perfect in every way. For the ladies, this is as good as it gets. For the guys, this is your biggest competition.
Oh my God Maria, look at that Teson over there. Mmm, the things I would do to him.
Man, Eric, I was going to go talk to that chick over there, but that Teson already talk to her. I don't stand a chance. Hold me.
Man, Eric, I was going to go talk to that chick over there, but that Teson already talk to her. I don't stand a chance. Hold me.
by Jon!! January 28, 2009
...has a tiny penis and is also known as cat tits
often shits on his own face for amusement likes sex with men and cars often farts in public and urinates his own pants.
often shits on his own face for amusement likes sex with men and cars often farts in public and urinates his own pants.
by John Fartiface January 2, 2010