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Terri Jo is a girl that has a jillion friends and you're happy to wait in line to have a piece of her time. She has a voice like a mythical siren and with it can draw sailors to steer their ships into rocks....or make modern men shell out all of their coin on drinks for this temptress.
I was drawn to her Terri Jo!
Terri Jo by ArizonaCuz July 30, 2009
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terri joe 

Terri Joe, is a Christian white female who lives in Bon Temps,Louisiana on TikTok who doesn’t like the following
-homosexuals
-coloreds
-@prettyxame
Terri Joe:Are you a homosexual?
Person:A what?
Terri Joe:A homosexual
terri joe by oneinamillion.twice September 17, 2022

Terry Jones

A person who smokes a lot of weed and loves to make fun of Asians, Jews, blacks and queers. Usually enjoys smoking butts and box full of cow tounge's.
That person is really acting like a Terry Jones.
Terry Jones by Gnar Scott January 29, 2010

Terry Jones

Terry Jones is a boss dawg popcorn playa playa who takes no shit from no one. Also the ruling King of Union City Georgia where he straight runs the hood. An ass beating pistol toting killa who was born on 2 wheels riding a wheelie at 160mph while smoking a blunt of og killa kush. Don't fuck with him he will kill you and take yo girl.
Hey man who do you think you are you can't just cut in line and grab my girls ass and take my phone!😢 I'm mother fucking Terry Jones and I do what I want bitch.
Terry Jones by The Chief Chiefer February 23, 2022

John Terry 

A full kit wanker who steals other people's wives.
Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*
John Terry by the f.a April 24, 2020

John Terry 

John Terry was playnig football and fell over.

Tosser.
John Terry by Alan Shearer May 23, 2008

john terry 

will be the future england captain, continuous indiscretions always convientently forgotten when the issue is discussed, because he's from london, shouts like Michael Caine and plays for a london club.
john terry was not considered for England's World Cup squad in 2002 after the incident
john terry by Jemal Ginsberg July 11, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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