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a tentist is a person who puts up and installs tents
I got an amazing tent from the tent renters , the guys at that company are such amazing tentist
tentist by thetentrenters March 20, 2011
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Tenist Tenis Tenishia Texist Tensta tenise Terist tanister Tanistha Teaist
The best person you'll ever meet a gorgeous human being well loved by many, fun, trustworthy, humorous, smart, honest, caring and killer looks she has everything to become anyone's best friend she will be the only one there for you when everyone has left you and she will be the one to wipe the tears off your face,now she will have beautiful hair, a hot body and a nice ass.
I really need a Tenisia right now...
When walking with Tenisia, people may ask if you’re together
tenisia by Paidnfull February 21, 2018
A Swedish suburb known for large amounts of gang activity. Tensta is located in Järva and shares close proximity to Hjulsta and Rinkeby, both also known for gang activity.

If you made the mistake of visiting Tensta, you can count on getting stabbed and, if you are a woman, raped.

Don't visit Tensta.
I visited Tensta last night.

Oh yeah? How did it go?
I got surrounded by 15 year olds yelling "Orten gang" and was robbed at gunpoint.

I see.
Tensta by Tensta Hater November 20, 2020
T from tiny, enis from penis. A flaccid penis. Opposite of a boner. A non erect penis. A softy. Not ready for sex. A shamefully small penis. A penis any time its not being used for sex. Unfirm. Floppy. Saggy. limp. droopy. Lack luster. Lifeless. Futile. Uninspiring. Flimsy.
She looked over and saw his tenis. He screamed don't look at my tenis. His swim suit fell off getting out of the pool and I saw his tenis. The bum bent over and through a hole in this pants I saw his tenis.
Tenis by krustie August 21, 2021
A very tiny penis no larger than a pinky nail, not to be mistaken for a small chode.
Instead of sucking my dick i told her to lick her finger and blow on my erect Tenis.
Tenis by Clinte Wood April 4, 2009
Best mom in the world!!!!!!<3
I luv u Tegist
Tegist by Best Daughter April 26, 2013
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