Teaist 

Teaist, or Tea-ist is a follower of Teaism, a person who enjoys tea.
Enjoyers of all types of Teas, from all areas of the world, primarily Britain.
I mean, im more of a Milo's Tea kinda guy.

X: Hey what is your political alignment?
Y: Im a Teaist.
X: wtf

Teaist by MartianSupremacist October 12, 2023

Teasticles 

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant

Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.

Tearsturbating by curt84 August 15, 2011

teamstacker

In FPS, but usually RTS:
Someone who puts all of the better players on his team, instead of distrubuiting them around evenly. This causes the entire game to be one sided, and generally unfun, even for the winning team, because there's really no challenge. Usually seen on Starcraft from total idiot n00bs who get the better players to defend them while they mass carriers. Because we all know, carriers = instant win (not)

Fucking teamstacker, let's all go for him....

teamstacker by PzkfWIIIII February 10, 2008

tearstick 

1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.

2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.

3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.

1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"

2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"

3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"

tearstick by Gabo71 May 16, 2006

Tearstosterone 

Manly tears of an overly masculine character that cries in an epic moment of sorrow and passion.

In the OVA of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Polnareff used tearstosterone to express his feelings of revenge when encountering the man who killed his sister.

Tearstosterone by Mike & Adam November 25, 2009

Teastabbing 

An alternative to teabagging people in online shooting games such as call of duty 4, but with a knife.

player: Dude, i just killed that guy then was teastabbing him, he was yelling at me. Owned!

Teastabbing by Vasir October 28, 2008