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ten seconds 

To fight someone for ten seconds. They are usually your homies or friends and are for fun.
"I'm better!"

"No I am!"

"How about you two masterbators settle this by going ten seconds..."

"Aight"
ten seconds by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007

The ten seconds of death

The first ten secends after you take a shot and you don't know if you are going to throw up or you are going to have a great night!

Originates from the danish term 'de ti døds sekunder'
Omg the ten seconds of death went wronh

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! 

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

Ten Second Car 

A car that can make a quarter mile (1/4 mile) run in under ten seconds, from a standstill start.

As heard in the fast and the furious movies.
Dominic Toretto: "What is that?"
Brian Earl Spielner/Brian O'Connor: "It's your car"
Dominic Toretto: "I said a ten SECOND car not a ten minute car"
Ten Second Car by knightof2010 February 19, 2011

ten second rule 

A social rule which enables you to take back something you say if you found that it was stupid or regrettable within ten seconds of saying it.
Greg: Hey Jimmy, do you want to go watch a movie?
Jimmy: Nah, sorry. I can't. I have a date with your sister tonight.
Greg: What?
Jimmy: Wait, ten second rule! I take that back!
ten second rule by gamerrox October 19, 2010

Ten Second Murphy 

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.
What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!
Ten Second Murphy by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007