Temistocles

Tomato testicles.... or Testicle Popsicles

Wow! Look at his temistocles

by M. O'B. August 2, 2008

Testoclesius

An idiot and troll of the Quake3World.com/Raw-One.com forums.

Usually found not far behind his interbuddy Genxgenius, and often found posting pictures of some whore called Sheila.

That Testoclesius is such an annoying nerd!

by :) November 22, 2004

Testoclesius

Puffy nippled, mullet haired aussy that wears a giant helmet. Often spouts, "Nerd" or "Slaughtered" while spending countless hours on an interforum calling himself a playboy, when in fact he still lives with his mum.

That poser is such a Testoclesius. Did you see Genxgenius doing Testoclesius?

by schnoogie November 22, 2004

Testoclesius

Originally from the Greek, the name Testoclesius spread across the English-speaking world during the 19th century on convict transportation ships. It first appeared in the dialogues of Plato, where it was given to a querulous urchin who mocked Plato's dialectical reasoning until put to death by Dionysus, tyrant of Syracuse, for unnatural acts with Dionysus' body servant.

In twelfth century Britain, a 'testaclese' was a merchant who rented out his ass in return for money. The term survived until the time of Shakespeare, where it appears in The Tempest ('Get thee hence, thou vile, base testaclese!'), after which it appeared to die out until reappearing on an internet game forum in the early 21st century.

There is some dispute as to the name's exact meaning, but most probably it comes from 'testos' meaning the male pudendum, and 'clesos' meaning 'with the hand'.

I was accosted on my way home from the internet by Testoclesius.

by Isocratikos the Elder November 22, 2004

Themistokles

A name based on the Athenian general during Ancient Greece.
Name refers to smart, cunning, brave, boss-like, heroic, etc.

That actor played a Themistokles in his last movie

by Vallerie<3 July 25, 2011

Tomistocles

A name derived from the Athenian Politician Themistocles

Tomistocles is a person of wit and intelligence. He is bookworm. Everyday he reads books, newspapers or watch current events,memorize maps,landmarks of any nation.
Tomistocles also is good looking guy whom any girl could not resist his aura and charm.

Sometimes he is called as womanizer but he is just born to be handsome.

Hey,Tomistocles could you tutor me in mathematics? Teach me to love you, i mean Mathematics.

by Tina Prey June 9, 2021

Themistocles

Noun; A derogatory term for Greeks, usually used when talking about their smell.

"I hate the smell of that Greek restaurant"

"yeah, its because of all those Themistocles'!"

by ZachM<3 May 31, 2009