A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.

Damn, I want to be a Telisa!

telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016

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Teleia

Teleia is a sexy motherfucker who is very cheeky and loves her girlfriend 😫

Have you seen teleia, I miss her she’s so sexy

Teleia by zoodle April 4, 2021

Televisa

The biggest criminal organization in Mexico, even more than all the drug cartels combined. It's main objective is the brainwashing of the masses via telenovelas, shitty versions of foreign contests shows, music even worse that Justin Bieber and Soulja Boy together and soccer. Also has the tendency of pushing religion and right-wing ideals on their news programs and their underlings like newspapers and other television networks, those that aren't allied with this monster are subject of difamation and "unexplained attacks to their installations" . Now they want to expand their brainwashing to the U.S and South America, so if there is a rise of soap operas and dance-off contests in t.v, BEWARE.

News anchor: THE SWINE FLU HAS KILLED 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN ONLY 1 DAY!!!, PRAY TO THE VIRGIN MARY OR ELSE!!!!!

Some guy: Dammit, this news network was devoured by Televisa!

Televisa by zombiebillymays December 13, 2010

televisaphonerneting

watching tv, using the phone, and surfing the net at the same time

He can't hear you, he's buisy televisaphonerneting

televisaphonerneting by J Dolla August 20, 2007

telesales

a sales job in which the sales person is contacting possible customers (reffered as leads) through the telephone.

my new job as telesales assistant sucks but at least they give good commission for every sale!

telesales by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

Telesavalas

A bald person, who, at a distance, resembles iconic slapheaded actor Telly Savalas - i.e virtualy any bald person at a distance

This effect may also be refered to as the telesavalas effect

A- Dude - isn't that Telly Savalas over there across the street?
B- What? Where?
A- Across the street, grappling with a souvlaki
B- Dude, Telly Savalas has been dead and burried for years. What you see is just a telesavalas.

Telesavalas by boogaloid March 8, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026