teleisa

the most beautiful girl in the world; big booty Judy

Teleisa is too hip.

by funkymonkey November 1, 2021

telisa

A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.

Damn, I want to be a Telisa!

by Telisa December 28, 2016

Teleia

Teleia is a sexy motherfucker who is very cheeky and loves her girlfriend 😫

Have you seen teleia, I miss her she’s so sexy

by zoodle April 4, 2021

Televisa

The biggest criminal organization in Mexico, even more than all the drug cartels combined. It's main objective is the brainwashing of the masses via telenovelas, shitty versions of foreign contests shows, music even worse that Justin Bieber and Soulja Boy together and soccer. Also has the tendency of pushing religion and right-wing ideals on their news programs and their underlings like newspapers and other television networks, those that aren't allied with this monster are subject of difamation and "unexplained attacks to their installations" . Now they want to expand their brainwashing to the U.S and South America, so if there is a rise of soap operas and dance-off contests in t.v, BEWARE.

News anchor: THE SWINE FLU HAS KILLED 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN ONLY 1 DAY!!!, PRAY TO THE VIRGIN MARY OR ELSE!!!!!

Some guy: Dammit, this news network was devoured by Televisa!

by zombiebillymays December 13, 2010

televisaphonerneting

watching tv, using the phone, and surfing the net at the same time

He can't hear you, he's buisy televisaphonerneting

by J Dolla August 20, 2007

telesales

a sales job in which the sales person is contacting possible customers (reffered as leads) through the telephone.

my new job as telesales assistant sucks but at least they give good commission for every sale!

by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

Telesavalas

A bald person, who, at a distance, resembles iconic slapheaded actor Telly Savalas - i.e virtualy any bald person at a distance

This effect may also be refered to as the telesavalas effect

A- Dude - isn't that Telly Savalas over there across the street?
B- What? Where?
A- Across the street, grappling with a souvlaki
B- Dude, Telly Savalas has been dead and burried for years. What you see is just a telesavalas.

by boogaloid March 8, 2013