Telot

Telot is the best.

OMG IS THAT ISAIAH AND JEREMIAH TELOT😩

by im_jeremiah September 4, 2021

Telstra

Telstra, the fucking shittest internet in fucking Australia.

The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.

A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.

A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.

A service that places people on hold for half an hour.

A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.

Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."

Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."

by IHateTelstra February 5, 2017

Tlotlego

Someone who is quiet around family and seems like a very behaved child. But around other people e.g friends they have a loud, sexual , funny personality. Very hardworking and is competitive when they know someone is doing very well. They are very attractive and have beautiful eyes .Usually sticks to one love interest at a time and takes the relationship seriously. They are someone we all need in our lives

"Wow she is such a tlotlego" "oh my word she is gorgeous, she must be a tlotlego"

by Kookizlemynizzle August 5, 2018

Teletubbie

An annoying person who is childish and acts like praas

Praas is such a teletubbie

by MLGSNIPES420APEX March 18, 2017

Telstra

Fucking bad cunts that provide absolute dirt tier Internet.

Australia is fucking shit thanks to them

Hey want to watch a youtube video? Oh wait it wont fucking load cause of bad cunt Telstra.

by Telstra is cancer June 6, 2015

telosico

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.

-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"

by El Joto del apartamento 512 February 26, 2019

Green Teletubby

AKA: Dream.

" There goes the green Teletubby again. "

by LoveJoy<3 May 30, 2021