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Timethief 

Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.
You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!
Timethief by Rikstir July 31, 2015

Timethief 

An annoying internet Troll who hides behind many anonymous fake avatars, otherwise known as the invisible copy & paste buffoon. She seems to think everyone else is wrong and she alone is right but first she has to run a Google search so she doesn't sound like she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. After all she has to keep face in the community. Definitely an old dried up wrinkled faced woman, who's days of youth are gone and now waste her time trying to compete with women half her age. Just randomly name any country in the world and she'll tell you she visited or vacationed there too. Yet everyone already realizes she doesn't know shit.
Timethief by xena777 December 11, 2011
A friend who compliments you on your new ringtone, and then uses the exact same one.
So we were hanging out, and I heard my phone go off. So I picked it up, but the song kept playing.

Then Robert picked up his phone and answered it. He's such a fucking tonethief.
Tonethief by Rufus D February 7, 2009

timethief 

The act of annoying someone with pointless conversation, and purposely using up their time.
Usually for the fun or sport of it.
Dude you're being a freaking timethief i have stuff to do.
timethief by TYLER630 May 18, 2008

timethief 

From sales: Someone who will call, email, text, and then call again to determine the parameters of your product or service, only to pick it apart, find the problems and challenges with it, and even go as far as find online complaints about you, your product, or your service...all the while never really intending to close real business with you.

This individual will likely want to schedule conference calls, meetings, or other circle jerk media to ensure even MORE of their friends can hear or see you flop around on the pier like a fish out of water.

Best strategy - DELETE BUTTON!!!
"Hey Tim - Mrs. Jones just called..." "Yeah - I know - she's a total timethief"

See also: time waster, schlub, schmuck, poor execution
timethief by closer1234 October 15, 2011
Teethies

“Teethies” is a cute way to say teeth mostly only used when talking about an animal or baby.
“My pet has the cutest little teethies.”

“Look at charley’s teethies they’r finally growing.”
teethies by kayco April 15, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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