Telepornation

The verb form of "Teleporn", which is defined as "the state of being gangster". Telepornation is done by few, only those who are deemed worthy of it's grace. It's direct translation from latin roots means "the color green", although some experts think it's actually "The color green is cool."

Dude, Telepornation is hella cool.

by Omg No Wai March 23, 2007

Teleportion

When part of you but not all of you teleports.

Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.

by TheDreamMaker November 19, 2011

Telepootation

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

teleportation

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever

I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best

by muusbolla January 13, 2009

teleporatino

One who can teleport, such as Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs.
Whoa, that Teleporatino teleported to my house and stole my iPod last night.

by jake6192510 November 24, 2009

Teleporntation

The act of watching a porn and imagining yourself in the scenes while 'takin care of your bizness...
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.

I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.

by Airpace22 June 27, 2014

Teleportation Kid

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.

Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022