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teleiophilia

A minor or adult's sexual attraction to mature adults.
Teleiophilia is a primary sexual attraction to grown adults.
teleiophilia by Umeko December 2, 2004
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Nickname for a girl who is a bit off the wall. Slightly crazy, hyper, excitable, giddy but essentially well-meaning, fun, drunk and deep down is a good friend
"Christ whats wrong with her? Shes acting a bit off the wall."

"Yeah I know shes hilarious isn't she. Great fun to be around. A bit of a telaine really"
telaine by alicado December 26, 2008
A person of wierd or crazy thoughts,that has a humble heart,and has some musical moments
Hi I'm Teaion
teaion by Teaionr January 18, 2020
John Shedletsky, also known as "Telamon", is the Creative Director of the allegedly "free" MMOG known as Roblox. He is generally either heavily worshiped or shunned by the community, and is infamous on Roblox for "Blame John", his unhealthy obsession with fried chicken and the fact that he acknowledges that he is a "Liar, Scoundrel and Thief".

Shedletsky has generally gained more hate than praise over the course of 2009 and onwards, considering his known greed for money by creating insanely expensive hats, more Builders Club Payment Packages, more Builders Club features and theoretically trying to suck wallets dry, and the fact that he tries to look as if he is professional, though seems like a common fool as seen in some threads, ie. his reply to the thread regarding "SFOTHIV being BC-Only".
Telamon's Comment regarding SFOTHIV being BC only:

1. I can ban Exploiters and get their main account.
2. I was curious how many tickets it would make (answer: a ton)
3. I was interested in whether there would be fewer noobs in-game (maybe)
4. It's my game and I'll do what I want.
5. Trololollollll.
Telamon by FasdYourSeatbelts November 9, 2012

Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.
Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.
Waluigi Telamon by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Teleiophilia

Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.
After Jim told me he thought our math teacher was hot I knew he was into teleiophilia.
Teleiophilia by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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