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Teesta is probably the sweetest girl out there. She's the girl who will pause her Netflix/YouTube video to text you back. Don't betray her she will kill you. Guys if you get a teesta out there that you like got ask her out cause she probably likes you back.
Omg Teesta is so sweet!!
Teesta by That is how 1234 April 23, 2019

Telestalketer 

A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
Can't we get the this phone number blocked? It's a telestalketer!
Telestalketer by SCNYC January 14, 2011

Teestackles 

beat his teestackles! beat his teestackles! beat his teestackles!
Teestackles by F3se5 August 3, 2019
One of the many words created by j-rock band An Cafe's vocalist Miku. It is the re-written form of the Japanese word "tasukete" which means "save/help me".
TEKESUTA! I lost my An Cafe pictures, now I am un-nyappy!
tekesuta by Noelle Anonymous October 16, 2008

telestalker 

An actor or actress who seems to be in every movie, television show, or advertisement that you see.
1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!

2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"
telestalker by MadisonB February 4, 2009
A person who repeadately says "poop server" in any virtual forum and/or chatroom.
I was trying to share my story in a chatroom but Tekstar kept interrupting.
Tekstar by Jelsa420 May 10, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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