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The pet name for a friend's mother's pussy that he auctions off. No one buys for more then 6g. Because everyone has tapped it, even said friend.
Mike's tektek almost sold for 8g today but then the buyer realized how worn out it was.
tektek by IceSanc August 31, 2006
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Look!Her tetek are big like melons.
tetek by Jusoh Al-Bawah September 12, 2003

tektekteki 

very famous personality of Luxembourg, well known over all the world, a reflection of perfection
oh my God , is that tek, is that tektekteki?, love this guy!
tektekteki by CreKTeK June 9, 2011
Tetek is one of the highest demand fruit in the world especially in Malaysia. This fruit can be eaten but it is unlimited, while the taste is really good!
Person 1: What is your favourite fruit?
Person 2: OMG I LOVE TETEK!!
Tetek by Penceramah Bebas September 4, 2019

Tetek quotting 

When you bodoh and jealous, you quote retweet saying something really stupid to someone actually stating facts
Eren on twitter: damn, im so hot
Jamban’s qrt: no youre not you ugly mf

Armin: look, Jamban’s tetek quotting again.

Eren: haha let him be.
a technician in BaB. a person having advantage to suck highrollers dick plus being a moderator.
TekDek: hi rn
TekDek by onion9 September 13, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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