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The pet name for a friend's mother's pussy that he auctions off. No one buys for more then 6g. Because everyone has tapped it, even said friend.
Mike's tektek almost sold for 8g today but then the buyer realized how worn out it was.
tektek by IceSanc August 31, 2006
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Look!Her tetek are big like melons.
tetek by Jusoh Al-Bawah September 12, 2003

tektekteki 

very famous personality of Luxembourg, well known over all the world, a reflection of perfection
oh my God , is that tek, is that tektekteki?, love this guy!
tektekteki by CreKTeK June 9, 2011
Tetek is one of the highest demand fruit in the world especially in Malaysia. This fruit can be eaten but it is unlimited, while the taste is really good!
Person 1: What is your favourite fruit?
Person 2: OMG I LOVE TETEK!!
Tetek by Penceramah Bebas September 4, 2019

Tetek quotting 

When you bodoh and jealous, you quote retweet saying something really stupid to someone actually stating facts
Eren on twitter: damn, im so hot
Jamban’s qrt: no youre not you ugly mf

Armin: look, Jamban’s tetek quotting again.

Eren: haha let him be.
a technician in BaB. a person having advantage to suck highrollers dick plus being a moderator.
TekDek: hi rn
TekDek by onion9 September 13, 2022