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Filipino Word Meaning "Penis" In Tagalog. Also Meaning: Dick, Cock, etc...
"Ang Tek-Tek Ko Maliit"

"My Penis Is Small"
tek-tek by Roman B May 8, 2005
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Lemon Tek tea 

Le•mon Tek tea

/ˈlemən ˈtɛk ti/

Def.: a mixture of Shroom tea¹ and Lemon Tek²

¹ Shroom tea: a beverage made with mushrooms containing Psilocybin

² Lemon Tek: a process that uses dried Shrooms, chopped or ground up, and mixed with lemon juice
That Lemon Tek tea is so good I don't think I ̡͓̭͉͍̀̾̀̾͗͠ͅ ̴̤̱̦̥̽͠c̴͇̥̠̋̒̀͋͂̕o ̼̰͛̈́͛̀͒͠͠u ̺̮͙̲͚̼̓l̶͚͔̝̻͉̪̭͑̀̌͝ḏ̴̡͆ ̶̖̌̓͑̎d ̧͔̥͌͐̋̌̕͘r̴̪̀̿̃̎͆̑i̴̺̐̚̕͝͠n̶̝̿̈́̒ķ̵̜̦̹̱̗́ ̵̺̟̯͂̇a̴̢͍̗̰̙̰̦͌̀͋̅n ̞̲̙̪̫͚̙͒̔̑̑͝͠ò̵̡͇̰̊̓̄̒̒ṭ̶͌h̴̖͕͌̿͒̉͝e ̢̹͖̳̠̓r̶̮͛̈́̓ ̥̝̝̿̒͠c ̎ͅu̴̺̩̳͑̓̑̄̈́̆̚p ̥̫̳͔̥͑̄͐̽̃̚
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Lemon Tek 

A process where you put dried shrooms, chopped up or grinded, into lemon juice. Essentially, the idea behind the lemon tek is that the acidic lemon juice will extract the active alkaloids from powdered mushrooms, increasing the absorption rate, decreasing duration and increasing peak plasma levels.
I'm short on time today so I'm going to lemon tek and be good to go by 5.
Lemon Tek by C0ldfax June 23, 2011
this nickname was coined by & named after a man who calls himself Psilocybe Fanaticus (hence the PF) ....PF-Tek refers to a specific technique for growing mushrooms (hallucinogetic in particular) which is commonly recognized around the world by mushroom growers as the easiest method for growing & great for begginners as is has great steps involved for sterile procedure. In short, the method involves vermiculite, brown rice flour, & canning jars. His instructions are explained & creditted to him on MANY webpages on the internet
Shroomery.org is a website which uses the PF-Tek as one of it mushroom grow guides for it's readers.
PF-Tek by Dave Buckland October 25, 2006
the best song ever made
I WATCH THE MOOOOOOON - Tek it, Cafuné
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tek weh yuself 

A term used by Jamaican culture/language meaning to get away from me, are go away and never come back. This term has found its way into the streets of Toronto where its often used.
Tanisha: we don't talk anymore, what happened?
Domenic: yo gal! tek weh yuself!
tek weh yuself by str8havoc123 January 9, 2017
Short for 'Technique'. Slang term used by the drug community to describe techniques for synthesizing or growing various psychoactive substances.
The best way to cultivate magic mushrooms is by using PF Tek.
Tek by Claritin_Clear September 18, 2017
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