Tektegrity

noun.; The most amazing computer and network support company.

adjective.; Being the best or coolest

verb.; The act of being cool

noun.; Hey is your network managed by TekTegrity? It sure is aren't I awesome.

adjective.; Wow you are so TekTegrity!

verb; Hey do you want to go be Tektegrity with me?

Tektegrity by TekTegrity Fan Club February 5, 2007

Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.

After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

tortegrity 

The structural integrity of a tortilla in a burrito. This is dependent on the rate of absorption of the delicious burrito juices. As the tortegrity degrades there is an increased danger of all the precious burrito-stuffs spilling out. Complete failure of tortegrity can result in sadness, injury, or death.

STEVE: "Houston its not looking good up here, at this rate of decay we will have imminent tortegrity failure in a matter of minutes! I don't think we can save the rest of this burrito."

HOUSTON: "You have no choice, power through!! We cannot simply abandon our investment!"

STEVE:"I'll try sir." (OM NOM NOM NOM NOM)

HOUSTON: "Steve do you read me? What's your situation up there?"

STEVE:(OM NOM NOM) "We have complete tortegrity failure....Oh sweet purple velvet Jesus, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!"

HOUSTON:"Steve!... Steve!... Answer me goddamnit!"

STEVE: (Akkkaghhrhrggrggg)

HOUSTON:"Steve!... Come in!... Steve... NO! We've lost him!

....

"Damn...Why do we keep sending them to Chipotle?"

tortegrity by The Inverted Euphemism November 19, 2011

texterity 

Skill or adroitness in composing and sending text messages.

Man, Mike's texterity is remarkable; he sends me texts longer than essays in seconds!

texterity by SCharlotte September 21, 2008

texterity 

Having the ability to type with thumbs on cell phone.

Someone who can type as fast as they think with their thumbs on a phone has texterity.

texterity by bigvessel March 6, 2011

Texterity 

manual dexterity that applies directly to texting, and operating keyboards to type words - or the lack therein.

Person 1: How dumb are your fingers? You seem to have very low 'texterity'

Person 2: Ecxuse me. I text just fne thnak you!

Texterity by Stormy Petrichor March 11, 2023