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Tejon is a sexy person that has a very large penis. Everyone knows he gets a lot of girls and all of them choke on his large dick
Look it’s Tejon, he has a massive penis.
Tejon by LargeWilly November 1, 2017
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El Tejon Middle School 

About the crappiest ghetto school in Frazier Park. Its also so weird it starts in 5th grade. If you are in fourth grade and live in FP, Lebec, or Pine Mountain Club Do not go to this damn school its ghetto af. GO TO GORMAN dont go to el tejon
Bill: what school do you go to?
Joe: that shitty school El Tejon Middle School.
Teona is a type of person who is beautiful in every way. She strives so much to be perfect she is bond to make the right decisions to not let no one down. She is a true leader who picks the right way instead of following. She has the best since of fashion. She doesnt settle for the same boring thing everyday she has to switch it up. And she doesn't realize she makes people fall in love with her by just being her.
Ur being so teona right now like I just wanna marry you.
Teona by Brownfatguys March 14, 2017
Spanish word for a girl / woman with big breasts
Ella es una tetona - She is a big breasted one
tetona by El Matador December 21, 2006
Usually a tall, very very handsome male, who's has amazing skill when playing Xbox. He's very good with girls and he prefers tits over ass. He's obsessed with girls and tries to talk to one at least every now and then. He has a very nice body and a nice smile. Good taste in music and he cam defend himself pretty well.
Girl: "Wow Teondre, you're so sexy!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"
Teondre by YourBestie June 28, 2013

tekonomi 

The word tekonomi was invented by Dataplan, a well respected economy and technology company in Norway as they were the first to combine the two most critical services for any business.
"We don't spend time worrying about tekonomi for our business as we trust our tekonomi partner."
"We don't spend time on back office services as our tekonomi partner deals with that for us."
tekonomi by FairyP0ppins July 1, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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