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Tetumptuous
Adjective
1. Something that is so delicious it resembles an orgasm in the mouth.
2. Qualifies for physical characteristics that are quote 'Orgasmic'
1. Something that is so delicious it resembles an orgasm in the mouth.
2. Qualifies for physical characteristics that are quote 'Orgasmic'
Jared: That Subway six inch sub is so amazingzing!
Customer: No...thats wrong...it's hands down Tetumptuous!
Jared: ooooooooooooohyeah.
Chick: So...did ya see that music video where Gerard Way was all...grabbing his jewels?
Otha Chick: You know it! It was so tetumptuous!
Chick: Ooooohyeaaah it was!
Customer: No...thats wrong...it's hands down Tetumptuous!
Jared: ooooooooooooohyeah.
Chick: So...did ya see that music video where Gerard Way was all...grabbing his jewels?
Otha Chick: You know it! It was so tetumptuous!
Chick: Ooooohyeaaah it was!
Tetumptuous by Queen of the Scene July 28, 2007
Taitum
One of the most amazingest, incrediblest person around. A terrific friend who will always be there no matter what. Love her to death!
Taitum is a best friend and a sister to me.
Tectum
Tectum by BarbieBoffer November 8, 2018
Taitum
A man hung like a horse who will destroy your insides but leave you begging for more, passionate yet rough you'll never be able to forget him as long as you live because if you lose him you'll always crave him.
Taitum by Shaved kitty September 30, 2021
textument
textument by Annalicious May 10, 2007
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