Teitum

Hates people..

“Teitum hates everyone.”
“Don’t get all flustered and end up being a Teitum at dinner, please.”

by Subkittay November 24, 2021

Teitur

Teitur is a male given name. In Old Norse the word means happy. In Modern Faroese, it is archaic but used as a male given name. It is often used for someone with a big penis and good looking

Teitur has a big dick

by Gnabula March 26, 2018

Tetumptuous

Adjective
1. Something that is so delicious it resembles an orgasm in the mouth.

2. Qualifies for physical characteristics that are quote 'Orgasmic'

Jared: That Subway six inch sub is so amazingzing!
Customer: No...thats wrong...it's hands down Tetumptuous!
Jared: ooooooooooooohyeah.

Chick: So...did ya see that music video where Gerard Way was all...grabbing his jewels?
Otha Chick: You know it! It was so tetumptuous!
Chick: Ooooohyeaaah it was!

by Queen of the Scene July 28, 2007

Taitum

One of the most amazingest, incrediblest person around. A terrific friend who will always be there no matter what. Love her to death!

Taitum is a best friend and a sister to me.

by Liz Blahh July 22, 2009

Tectum

Teenage rectum.

Timmy, get your little tectum back here!

by BarbieBoffer November 8, 2018

Taitum

A man hung like a horse who will destroy your insides but leave you begging for more, passionate yet rough you'll never be able to forget him as long as you live because if you lose him you'll always crave him.

I spent the night with taitum last night

by Shaved kitty September 30, 2021

textument

an argument that occurs by means of text messaging

He can't talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead.

by Annalicious May 10, 2007