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Probly one of the coolest people/stoners you will ever meet that you probly have strong feelings for and will want to eventually hook up with sometime in the near future
yo dogg teiah is mad chill homie
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Teilhard 

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.
Teilhard by Juangalt February 22, 2010
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Teiah teah tiah Teyah Teia terah taiah teahouse Teisha Tejah
An amazing, beautiful, sweet girl who can always make you smile. She has an extroverted personality. Her sense of humor is like no girl you've met before. She is very smart, she does well in school and earns the respect of others. She always shows kindness, she has a heart of gold. She's not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She has big dreams and with an ambition like hers, she has the power to change the world. She's extremely hot and very pretty. Her attractiveness speaks for itself. She's great in bed (along with other places). You would be very lucky to end up with a girl like her. She would never cheat on you and she would always keep trying. She's a real keeper. She's truly unique compared to every other girl you will meet.
You're such a Teisha
Teisha by fruitsalad89 June 17, 2019
A beautiful girl, who is highly intelligent and is confident around a big group of people. She possesses the skills that nobody else has and everyone tries to compete with her but she is on a higher level. Everyone wants to be her friend but she is only close to 2-3 people, who she calls her bestfriends. She has a great sense of humour and everyone finds her funny.
Alice: "Woah, she looks like an angel"
Mia: "Angel? She looks like a Tiah"
Libby: "Yeah, definitely a Tiah"
Tiah by HappyAndYouKnowIt January 29, 2015
tiah is an amazing girl with a really nice rack, she is so nice and caring and has a banging body. she will please your biggest fantasies!!!! shes so smart and kind.
" her rack is amazinggggg"
" shes such a tiah"
tiah by Gdog666 June 5, 2017
She is a fun, bubbly girl that everyone likes and wants to be around, her warm heart can heal a thousand, that's why she's the best to talk to when your feeling down.
Ashleigh: "are you ok...?"
Kate:"no, there's just stuff going on right now"
Ashleigh: "go talk to tiah she will cheer you up!"
Tiah by Insert handle. February 22, 2017
All the warmth and comfy of tea in a hug.
She gave me the most perfect teahug at the Christmas party.
Teahug by tule dawg January 28, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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