Tehanism 

Tehanism is the way of life for the believers of the true god Tehan.
All Praise Tehan.
Ring finger Down !

Tehanist Crack-head: *raises palm with the ring finger down.
Non-Believer: What's that.
Tehanist Crack-head's sidekick: That my friend, is the way of Tehan.
Tehanist Crack-head: If you want to know more about Tehanism, join MUN.

Tehanism by Purple Piper October 5, 2022

Teganism 

It's not a religion, it's a way of life.

Naturally you refer to yourself as a "Teganist". This is when your world revolves around Tegan Quin, and food maybe.

Male friend 1: Hey, do you want to go to prom with me?
Female friend 2: No sorry, it's not allowed.
Male friend 1: What do you mean "it's not allowed"?
Female friend 2: I experienced the "Tegan Effect" a few days ago. I ended up having a pretty bad but enjoyable case of "Tegan Syndrome" so I converted from Scientology to Teganism. Tegan will protect me from Tom Cruise.

Teganism by teganeffect June 6, 2013

tehanistic

A person who is irreconsilably evil beyond any repare

"did you see that mass murderer?"
"yeah.. he's tehanistic"

tehanistic by tus September 23, 2004

Tehranism 

typical of Tehranese patronizing attitude ,some snobbish code of annoying behavior indigenous to Tehran inhabitants where outsiders are ridiculed.

Akbar : damn,i got lotta parties to attend tonight.
Hojh : would ya cut this dumb tehranism of ya,ya aint even know what a party is like .

Tehranism by Hojatkermani June 12, 2018

Tehranism 

sticking to some dumb and corny codes of fake behavior indigenous to Tehranese inhabitants who annoyingly patronize outsiders and people of other cities in Iran.

Jack : damn,i got plenty of chicks to bone ,aint got no time
Hoji : would ya cut this stupid Tehranism of yours,everybody is fed up already,ya aint shit ,ya just a fuckin tehranese fag

Tehranism by Hojatkermani June 12, 2018