Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."
doing the brushing teeth and curlinghair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.
“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”
An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.
Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick
Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.