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Brush my Teeth 

Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."
Brush my Teeth by werdna250. July 4, 2010

i brush my teeth and curl my hair 

doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.

“i brush my teeth” = “that person
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”

Brush Your Teeth 

An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.
Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick

Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth
Brush Your Teeth by Hitman 2-1 October 20, 2008

Brush dem teeth 3 times 

Children need to brush them teeth 3 times if they eat candy or junk food
Mom: Did you eat any candy today?

Child: Yes .....
Mom: Well go brush dem teeth 3 times
Brush dem teeth 3 times by Keshorna September 15, 2019

Brush your teeth 

Raj was talking to antony about he slept with two birds at same time

Knowing he was talking shit

Antony replied "brush your teeth"

Its originally comes from people who tend to waffle in every conversation they have and talk utter shite

So we say to them afterwards

BRUSH YOUR TEETH LOL 😆

brush your teeth 

To give a blow job and let someone come in your mouth.
I helped you brush your teeth!
brush your teeth by Anon234 October 7, 2006