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Teenophobia 

Someone who is deeply afraid of teenagers.
Teenagers scare the living shit outta me! I think I have Teenophobia.
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Teenophile 

A pervert who, instead of breaking the law by liking children, prefers 16-18 year olds instead.
Person 1: "Yo, some Teenophile papped me on the way back from the park"
Person 2: "That's some creepy shit."
Teenophile by FoggDogg March 17, 2009

TEENYPOPPER 

A grown man who enjoys taking the virginity of teenage girls.

Examples can be found in some teachers and any profession that requires a grown man to interact with teenage girls.
Person 1: "Hey have you noticed Mr. Smith is always talking to Kaitlin?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sounds like Mr. Smith is a teenypopper"
TEENYPOPPER by GoldenGoblin July 18, 2016

Teenopause 

When at an undefined age, between 12 and 16, an innocent, mild-tempered child turns into a crazy she/he-demon who seems to yell at everything because of various stupid reasons sometimes blaming themselves, or others. Extensive research is still being done into what hormonal imbalance is causing this.
E.g:
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.

Example (in use)

1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!
Teenopause by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011

[Teenbopular]

silly lingo children, teens, and even some adults are using and dont realize how clueless they really are.
This whole social media mess is way too teenbopular
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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