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Teejan is a fool jk don't cry likkle boi. His best friends are Jaida lol, tavion , khairy, Nathaniel and Shemaiah. He is obsessed with a girl that is too old for him called Sophia. He has a very big EGO. He is peng, sexy and everyone knows (He thinks anyways LMAO (wink) that's what I mean by he has a big ego coz he made me write sexy and peng. Anywaysss back to de facts- he's funny but most of the time in a dirty way lol. when he likes a girl he stalks them like crazy cough* cough* (Sophia) orite teejan if you see dis

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. and call me on hangouts.
Person 1 (Nathaniel): Teejan is a fool

Person 2 (Jaida): ahhhhhhh allow it he just a bit dumb dumb sometimes lolllllllllllll.
teejan by xm.spence.x April 1, 2019
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The best in the world no denying always smells good never like badussy, has the best humor in a group of 10 people names sexy lexis bitchin bestie and is obviously number 1, he also made history in the group chat being the first to be black. and say nigger, and break obsidian with a wooden pickaxed in the middle of a bedwars game.
Teejan is better than your mom, your dad, your bald headed granny, and your future crack babies combined.
Teejan by T-Titty November 23, 2021
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Teejayx6 

The embodiment of illegal activity normally seen wearing black air force ones and lacks a haircut
This scamming shit turned me to teejayx6,
Nigga tried to rob me so I had to get the blick, next bar
Teejayx6 by dnm_jay June 1, 2020
The ages 13-19, the 'infancy of adulthood' when physical beauty and rude animal health ironically combine with lack of resources, power and wordly wisdom to create an individual of towering self-loathing and monstrous hostility.
Pity the teenanger and remember what it was like to have the metabolism and beauty of a god, the pocketbook of a pauper, the political power of a field slave and the wisdom of a cretin.
teenanger by Mo Dixley October 17, 2005

teejayx6 

Guy:u know teejayx6
Guy2:yea the one that helped me learn how to scam
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teehanball

A type of football played in pro clubs only used by the most alpha males and immortals
We played teehanball last 19 years and never lost a game

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That’s the game of teehanball
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Originally someone of Mexican descent who was born and/or raised in Texas. Used to distinguish them from people from Mexico (Mexicanos). A type of music based upon the button accordian and greatly influenced by the German bands of New Braunfels, Seguin, and Fredericksburg. Narciso Jimenez is recognized as its originator.
#1: De donde viene?
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La Tropa-F is my favorite Tejano band.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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