Teclop

Of or relating to feet

Method of making your feet smaller

Ex.My teclops hurt from these heels.

Ex. I dont need to make my feet smaller because my parents are Asian.

That bitch

by bigboieatspie April 26, 2019

techophile

A person who loves technology a lot to the point that he/she wants to discuss technology with anyone around them including strangers.
A techophile readily skips meals to read and update on the latest tech gist!

He must be a techophile because he always knows where to get the answers to all these science and tech questions.

We have geeks, nerds, and techophiles and these never flop in science and technology exams!

by temidayotinypoet December 3, 2013

Telopea

Area in Sydney full of bogans, lads and drug addicts who think theyre hot shit by saying "Eshays"

Telopean 1 - "Hey mate wanna go smoke some pot in Telopea?"

Telopean 2 - "Yeah bro that sounds fucking eshays!"

by Anti bogan August 22, 2009

Telopea SkatePark

Located Next to telopea public school,
and Coles (BILO R.I.P) and The Bottleshop

Where all the Junior Junkies ( Around the age when junkies start smoking and drinking, 9 yrs old - 18 yrs old)

sit around,
Smoke, Drink

and pick on thomas brown when he walks past.

John Tai: Ay B'o you wanna go to the skate park, hit up the Bong and drink some VB moit!

Some other FOB: Eshayyzzzz braaah!!
im a sickcunt!!!

Telopea Skatepark

by Brother Robert Sutton May 21, 2009

Telopathicography

TelopathicographyTelopathicography: Similar to Perpen's borther, the nuance's in the topography of Japan does not corelate correctly with the suns division of coconut water. Even Joe Biden was informal enough to delegate matters to the construction of constitution of the geography telemetry of mars. Coincidently, Africa has a high condensation rate of snow maternally falling through the amazon rain forest. Its proven that the integral of (x^2 * y^2 * z^2 + 2)/2d proves that the Canada has enough sinusoidal oil to be blooming Fried Rice externally in NASA's space shuttle orbiter. Theorictallly speaking if you take a Formula 1 Car's v12 engine, you can rewrite the constitution law form of Telsa Moters Industry to mass produce protractors for the economics department in Massachusetts University .

The summation of Perpen brothers proves telopathicography is a 2 Sum Theorem to prove grass growth in Antarctica.

by Flash News November 15, 2021

Telopea Birdshit

An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.

Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit

by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022

terlopping

Narcissistic attention seeking. Trying to convince others you are successful and powerful even though it is obvious you are not. Taking advantage of women with self esteem issues or daddy issues. Having sex with as many damaged girls as possible to feed your delusion that you are God's gift to women. Taking as many pictures as you can, with other people who just so happen to be in your vicinity to make it look like you are popular. Talking about God, sobriety, helping others, and all the "good" you do to someone who you are trying to manipulate. Using others for your own agenda. Acting like you are helping someone out of kindness and then Screwing them over. Basically any act that is selfish and self centered, aimed to make you look or feel good, at the expense of others.

He was terlopping, he talked an impressionable girl into getting his name tatted on her thighs and then left her to go back to his baby mom. Poor girl got terlopped.

by In_the_Land April 12, 2018