A Techtoker is a person that uploads tech on the platform TikTok, they upload about repairing, breaking, and getting new tech on the platform and are pretty common on the platform.
Some guy that likes tech: Hey, have you heard about the techtoker "patrickonsteroids"?
The guy that he was talking to: Yeah! He's great
The guy that he was talking to: Yeah! He's great
by someguyontiktok July 17, 2022
Get the Techtoker mug.A 'TechToker' is usually a desperate wannabe-famous 12 year old on TikTok (thus the name 'Toker') that attempts doing content about tech while having no clue what they're doing. A typical "TechToker" calls Apple E-waste and dick rides Chinese phone brands because of their 'Antutu benchmark score'. some are desperate enough to make tech content about PCs and usually film themselves doing basic things on a computer pretending it's advanced knowledge, they say the would use Linux while they don't understand how to even install it.
TechToker: "Yeah I'm a TechToker, my fanbase loves me!"
Translation: "I post videos about my shitty PC and phone, I call Apple "E-waste" and pretend like I know what I'm doing. I'm the biggest skid ever seen on planet earth and dick ride Chinese phone brands because of their Antutu score.
iPhone = E-waste Ximi = KING of phone
I'm also addicted to rooting and breaking my shitty Android device every day and then crying to the developer of the OS that It didn't work, my fanbase is full of other wannabe-famous 12 year olds that love me."
Translation: "I post videos about my shitty PC and phone, I call Apple "E-waste" and pretend like I know what I'm doing. I'm the biggest skid ever seen on planet earth and dick ride Chinese phone brands because of their Antutu score.
iPhone = E-waste Ximi = KING of phone
I'm also addicted to rooting and breaking my shitty Android device every day and then crying to the developer of the OS that It didn't work, my fanbase is full of other wannabe-famous 12 year olds that love me."
by SkidLord69 January 13, 2026
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Also known as computer viruses, Technoherpes infects your computer and forces it to perform wildly varying activities without your knowledge...at first...then the hate-filled emails from everyone you know start to pour into your mailbox!
Technoherpes infection is normally caused by social manipulation, and most Technoherpes infestations are caused by a complete lack of forethought on the part of the computer operator clicking links without thinking AT ALL about what they're clicking on.
Thank our wonderful politicians for destroying the educational system, and the media for never making note that people are, for the most part, no longer capable of critical thinking, and will quickly click on a link to the most moronic things without thinking for even a millisecond, if they expect even the tinest bit of entertaining idiocy.
Easiest avoidance measures: Using a little-known and seldom used anatomical fat deposit known as "the brain." (No, not Pinky's friend...the other one...)
Note: "The Brain" should also be employed during the lead up, and while VOTING, although over the last century or so, there is no evidence that this is a common practise until AFTER the criminals have been voted in. The second a new election is called, there appears to be a genetic switch that instantly terminates all higher brain function until the day after the actual vote has occurred.
Technoherpes infection is normally caused by social manipulation, and most Technoherpes infestations are caused by a complete lack of forethought on the part of the computer operator clicking links without thinking AT ALL about what they're clicking on.
Thank our wonderful politicians for destroying the educational system, and the media for never making note that people are, for the most part, no longer capable of critical thinking, and will quickly click on a link to the most moronic things without thinking for even a millisecond, if they expect even the tinest bit of entertaining idiocy.
Easiest avoidance measures: Using a little-known and seldom used anatomical fat deposit known as "the brain." (No, not Pinky's friend...the other one...)
Note: "The Brain" should also be employed during the lead up, and while VOTING, although over the last century or so, there is no evidence that this is a common practise until AFTER the criminals have been voted in. The second a new election is called, there appears to be a genetic switch that instantly terminates all higher brain function until the day after the actual vote has occurred.
Technoherpes is normally spread via such channels as:
Links for discount shoes, dating sites, free credit report services, and more. If it was in the news recently, its a potential source of technoherpes infection!
Emails about how a Nigerian prince who needs YOU to "hold millions of dollars, in return for a percentage", US military Iraqi/BinLaden/Afghani/etc. cash hordes, dying widows of billionnaires who have noone else to leave their fortunes to, et cetera.
Of course, you can't forget about what started it all...PENIS ENLARGEMENT EMAILS!
Honestly, if those things worked, we'd all be able to take a whiz in Central Park by this point, right?
No...it wouldn't even matter what state or country you were in at the time! We've all seen THOUSANDS of those emails by this point, and at "a guaranteed minimum of three inches" per email...now you're talking in MILES!
Links for discount shoes, dating sites, free credit report services, and more. If it was in the news recently, its a potential source of technoherpes infection!
Emails about how a Nigerian prince who needs YOU to "hold millions of dollars, in return for a percentage", US military Iraqi/BinLaden/Afghani/etc. cash hordes, dying widows of billionnaires who have noone else to leave their fortunes to, et cetera.
Of course, you can't forget about what started it all...PENIS ENLARGEMENT EMAILS!
Honestly, if those things worked, we'd all be able to take a whiz in Central Park by this point, right?
No...it wouldn't even matter what state or country you were in at the time! We've all seen THOUSANDS of those emails by this point, and at "a guaranteed minimum of three inches" per email...now you're talking in MILES!
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