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When a person is tortured and tormented on a regular but small way by technology caused by misconfigurations and poor implementation of software on devices such as phones and computers
I've been techtored today, three times on my phone, two on my PC and once on my Xbox.
Techtor by ianthm December 31, 2016

TechTrump 

Elon Musk. The thin skinned, spiteful, mean spirited, easily offended, prolific tweeting, self aggrandizing, smoke and mirrors machine, Donald Trump of the tech world. He has an equally rabid, divorced from reality, MAGA like fan base than enables and excuses his unconventional and often times obscenely bad behaviour
Did you see TechTrump`s latest Tweet where he called that guy a pedo, then claimed he had funding secured for a takeover?
TechTrump by Lexiconman69 August 17, 2018
A contraction of "Technological Retard"
Technological + Retard = Techtard

1. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.

2. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.

See techtarded
Argh! I can't stand it! Someone else take this call... 2 hours and this techtard still can't figure out how to open his web browser!
techtard by Reepr October 19, 2005

techton1k 

The best f1 in schools team in St Olaves year 8
OMG, its TeChToN1K I'm so excited!!! I'm going to get their autograph!
techton1k by unkown>_< January 11, 2020

techtarded 

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?
techtarded by Jenn March 31, 2005

techture 

Techture is the future of civilization. When we live in harmony with technology and nature, we live with techture.
techture by Techture June 10, 2009