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Techto is someone who spent more money on their cellphone than they did on their car and their entire wardrobe. Usually can be found wearing a Bluetooth device as some sort of accessory to look important to potential hookups with a sexual partner.
Dude that guy is such a techto! He's talking to some chick on his blackberry with Bluetooth while sitting at McDonalds in his chevy cavalier!
Techto by Señor doooooooooosh April 12, 2009
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Technoblade 

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.
Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.
Technoblade by Asianpowah May 29, 2020
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TechCodes 

TechCodes is a famous Roblox Developer. He has been awarded one of the highest rated programmers within the platform. TechCodes is 22 years old as of 2022 and works within his own communities as we see today. He currently works within the RCD Community (Roblox Community Developers) as a moderator which exceeded over 14K+ Members and works for "Five Guys burgers and fries"(10K+ Members) as the Head Engineer. We know much about tech as he made his career from 2010-Present. Tech has been developing for over 10 years on many accounts and continues to strive for success and population. I have seen much great work and responses from tech, and he is great for any scripting job. Personally i have hired him and he got in and made it whole. I have also asked tech how he does it and he responded with "Always go for it!" which made me confident to start some day. What a funny and sweet man. TechCodes also has a YouTube channel with over 300+ Subscribers and the content is hilarious. If you need scripting done, tech is the one to go for. I believe his discord is "TechCodes#0001" but i can be wrong. Usually he has his information on his ROBLOX account so if you need it thats the place to look. Well hopefully this helped you :)
TechCodes ROBLOX Developer
Roblox Developer "TechCodes"
TechCodes by Roblox Dev Courses February 16, 2022

Techno Viking 

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.
"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.
Techno Viking by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008

Technoblade 

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"
Technoblade by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade 

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.
*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.
Technoblade by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

techno tapas 

an assortment of drugs usually consumed orally and nasally for the purpose of party
(via Telegram)
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."
techno tapas by patree February 10, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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