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Techno hump 

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.
- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.
Techno hump by GVH28 November 18, 2023

Technodump 

To use hi-tech lavatory furniture - such as Dyson hand-driers or Japanese multifunctional toilets
"Bob, have you seen this crash report from the server?"

"No I haven't Alice, and I don't have time - I've heard they've installed a new bog from Japan with many, many buttons a& I want to take my first technodump"
Technodump by PrivateGuy May 29, 2015

technonumpty 

A person who is easily confused by computers or electronic gadgets.
Mards: Hey Rico, can you pass me the buttons?
Rico: Do you mean the remote control for the TV?
Mards: Yeah
Mards: Why doesn't the TV work?
Rico: *Sigh* Pass me the remote
Mards: the what?
Rico: THE BUTTONS YOU TECHNONUMPTY
technonumpty by Riico September 28, 2012