yellow bog brush

The yellow, liquid, jet that gentlemen use in lieu of the more standard toilet-brush.

As seen in Pride & Predjudice:

"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!

Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"

by PrivateGuy November 27, 2012

Technodump

To use hi-tech lavatory furniture - such as Dyson hand-driers or Japanese multifunctional toilets

"Bob, have you seen this crash report from the server?"

"No I haven't Alice, and I don't have time - I've heard they've installed a new bog from Japan with many, many buttons a& I want to take my first technodump"

by PrivateGuy May 29, 2015

Wod

An Australian: what you get is you turn a pom upside down.

That Bruce is a typical wod: always at the Barbie, dinking piss-weak tinnies and bleating about his country's sports teams despite recent evidence.

by PrivateGuy August 14, 2012