techrection 

When you get so excited about a new technology that it gives you an erection.

That new Xbox One X gave me a raging techrection!

techrection by TinderCheese June 11, 2017

techruption 

Interruptions that are due to the number of technological device notifications you get on a daily basis. This could be multiple incoming IM messages, email notifications, SMS messages and others that all require your IMMEDIATE attention

Man, I can't get any work done I get so many techruptions! I'm just going to close Outlook.

techruption by Matt Pitts April 28, 2007

teacherection 

1. The awkward moment when your male teacher has an erection and is standing in front of the class. He might try to hide it as well.
2. When a student sees an extremely attractive teacher and gets an erection.

"Dude, this is awkward, Professor Reid has a teacherection."

"Man, Mrs. Issenman is really giving me a teacherection

teacherection by Teamilk June 28, 2011

Techception 

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.

Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"

Techception by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

Technerection 

An erection caused by over excitement when seeing and/or thinking about a piece of technology.

I got a technerection when Walking through Best Buy.

Technerection by B411s05t331 January 3, 2012

Terrection 

Due to increased adrenaline from being frightened, a surprise stiffening occurs in the pants.

"Dude, don't scare me like that again, you just gave me a terrection!"

"When the girl jumped out in the movie, I totally popped a terrection. It was so embarrassing!"

Terrection by Jipped January 26, 2015

techierection 

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

techierection by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010