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Touchception 

When the NFL is to cheap to pay experienced/established NFL refs more money, so they hire high school referees to officiate their games for 1/10 of the cost. So what does the nation see on Monday Night Football to end the game? A TOUCHCEPTION.
ESPN announcer: "Last play of the game. Here comes the hail mary by Russell Wilson. He throws it up.....CAUGHT! NO! INTERCEPTED!...NO!...it's a TOUCHCEPTION??"

Ref#1: "Did you see that? Yes we agree.....INTERCEPTION"

Ref #2: "Yes i seen it. Yes I agree....TOUCHDOWN"
Touchception by c-dogg72 September 25, 2012
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Touchception 

Meaning a play that was a touchdown, but should've been ruled by an interception. Or vice versa.

A term coined by Twitter parody account @NotBillWalton .

As time expired on September 24th, 2012 on a MNF game with the Packers facing the Seahawks, Seattle's QB Russell Wilson dropped back for a hail mary. The score at the time was 12-7. The pass was intercepted by Packers defensive back M.D. Jennings. As Jennings fell to the floor, Seahawks receiver Golden Tate attempted to steal the ball from Jennings. Tate had one arm on the ball, while Jennings had complete possession. The replacement refs, who had blown plenty of calls before this play, called it a touchdown reception by Golden Tate. Even after review, it was called a TD.

@NotBillWalton had tweeted shortly after, "Touchception!"
That touchception won the Seahawks the game on Monday.

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Touchception by You Know Who I Am ! September 26, 2012

Touchception 

A portmanteau of "touchdown" and "interception." In football, this occurs when a ball is caught in the endzone by an eligible receiver and a defender at the same time. Made possible by inept replacement referees during a Packers/Seahawks game on Monday Night Football.
"Referee #1: Touchdown! Golden Tate caught it in the endzone."

"Referee #2: Interception! M.D. Jennings came up with it."

"Both Referees: Wait, that's a Touchception! Six points and move the ball to the 20."
Touchception by KoopaKid17 September 25, 2012

Techception 

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.
Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"
Techception by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

immaculate couchception 

n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.
I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!
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