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TechSmart 

The best place to buy used IT equipment.
Computers for under a hundred bucks, laptops for the price of an XBOX.
TechSmart by Smartie March 7, 2003
Words you can keep

Techsmith'd 

Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.
That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.
Techsmith'd by Labat April 24, 2023

TechCarthyism 

A movement using mainstream tech-platforms like Twitter and YouTube to socially engineer thought-level compliance to a radical political agenda through Star Chambers (e.g. “Trust and Safety”), shadow bans, show-trials (court of public opinion), de-platforming, and uneven enforcement of Terms of Service. The term was coined by Eric Weinstein.
Sam Harris just canceled his Patreon account in protest against the rising tide of TechCarthyism.

Techmantic 

Adj. A romantic gesture, action or situation related to technology, especially consumer electronics.
Boy: Do you want to snuggle in bed and watch Netflix?
Girl: aww, you're so techmantic
Techmantic by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018

TechMaster 

One who masters the art and science of technology. A techie that stands heads and shoulders above the rest.
It is incomprehensible how Loibisch was able to achieve such a level of integration and efficiency, while making this so intuitive for the end user - he is truly a TechMaster :o
TechMaster by Slag October 10, 2004

Techspert 

One who is highly skilled in a technical field such as those involving computers or mobile devices.

See also geek
"Man your a real Techspert when it comes to this programming stuff."

"This program doesn't require you to be a techspert."
Techspert by ShadowScythe December 21, 2008

techspertise 

The advice of someone with a high level of technical knowledge, or Technical Expertise. See Also: techspert
Thanks for your techspertise. I didn't know building your own computer could be so easy.
techspertise by 3Dradio February 6, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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