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TechMatter 

The sexiest man alive, Next to NAN0NAT3
Person 1: Omg, have you seen TechMatter on Twitch yet?
Person 2: Yes. He's soooo hot!
TechMatter by awsb jui October 8, 2021
Words you can keep

TechMaster 

One who masters the art and science of technology. A techie that stands heads and shoulders above the rest.
It is incomprehensible how Loibisch was able to achieve such a level of integration and efficiency, while making this so intuitive for the end user - he is truly a TechMaster :o
TechMaster by Slag October 10, 2004

TechMaster8376 

TechMaster8376 is a meme man. The short form of TechMaster8376 is Tech. He enjoys stonks memes and will hopefully help you enjoy them too. If you do something weird, Tech will be A N G E R Y at you, and will commit several homicides inclusive of you and your loved ones. However, f you are good he will be wholesome toward you. Tech also plays roblox and is a part of The Nighthawk Imperium.
Did you hear TechMaster8376 say "stonks?" If you haven't you don't know him very well.

techmate 

We're going to be techmates next spring!
techmate by me0909 March 2, 2009

techmaster909 

aka: butteriest
ex moderator for famous Plane Crazy Community discord.
Techmaster909 is very sexy.
techmaster909 by rickje139 February 18, 2024

techmeeter 

1)Someone who has the ability to explain current technologies to common people in a language that they will understand, usually by using analogies to compare a core or common definition. Commonly used in business applications.

2)Enabling people to meet technology at a common level that they understand
Wow, that dude just explained how social media will help grow my business and now I totally get it, he's a real techmeeter.
techmeeter by TechMeeter April 1, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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