Techneck

A redneck who has mad computer skills. Country geek.

That techneck hacked into Farmville.

by walkpast June 24, 2011

Techneck

The fanbase of Virginia Tech (aka V.P.I.). Most of whom suffer from a disproportional self-image disorder manifesting itself with a puffery of their status in the world of college athletics and the academic standing of their university in general. The university is located in the southwestern rural reaches of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

Man, the Hoos laid a beatdown on their Techneck cousins to the south last Saturday.

by TDIV June 9, 2006

Technecking

The act of playing with a tech deck while getting your dick sucked.

Bro i was technecking with Michelle last night i've never cum so hard before

by smelly the tetrapod April 9, 2021