telespooning 

Like cuddling up with someone, but over a phone. Which makes it even more worthless. Activity performed by people trying to validate a long-distance relationship, usually one that began online. Telespooning involves constantly calling or texting the other person in lieu of actual psysical contact. By constantly pestering the other person with communication, it is supposed to show that you care. Often a major sign of insecurity.

Guy #1: All he does on his lunch break is go out to his car and make a half-hour phone call. Who's he talking to every day?

Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.

telespooning by Bructus December 20, 2010

teaspooning 

When one accidently pees a little, equivilant to a teaspoon, in their pants. This can be caused by laughing, farting, sneezing, and sometimes it just happens.

I laughed so hard i teaspooned. I secretly love teaspooning. I am a teaspooner and proud of it.

teaspooning by Meghan O'Neill December 7, 2006

Teaspooning 

Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...

I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning

Teaspooning by Jonny C 73 September 8, 2009

telephoning 

a form of illegal fishing using electricity

Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!

telephoning by winston38 August 24, 2007

teaspooning 

When you're cuddling with a girl who is way smaller than you, you're no longer spooning, you're teaspooning!

"Bro I'm 6'2 and she's 5'1, when we cuddle we're definitely teaspooning"

teaspooning by lmaohilarious1993 October 28, 2015

Teaspooning 

T shirt Sans Pants (tsp). The act of wearing only a t shirt with no other clothing. Often seen in men's locker rooms perpetrated by men of the baby boom generation, as well as select nudist resorts.

The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.

Oh gross! He's Teaspooning.

Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.

There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...

Teaspooning by Zaxxxh December 12, 2021

telegooning 

gooning with your flippin mind

“edward was totally telegooning bella”

telegooning by chuzz(chink huzz) February 5, 2025