Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?
Stoner: I need some tea leaves
Bystander: that's screwed up man
Bystander: no why?
Stoner: I need some tea leaves
Bystander: that's screwed up man
by Joseph bombardier July 09, 2015
by flippersideways November 22, 2013
Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.
Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.
Tea leaves - ow.
Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......
Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Tea leaves - ow.
Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......
Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011
The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"
"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"
Or
After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
Or
After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
by Ardet Malious November 06, 2017
When you predict gossip.
Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”
Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”
Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure
by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021
when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.
derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
by ahlaaron April 14, 2019
A nickname for marijuana based on the fact that a lot of marijuana is smuggled in from Mexico, often around Tijuana.
by weeeeeeeeeddssssss September 01, 2009