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Teanu is a fucking beautiful girl... she’s like a goddess, if you have a TeAnu don’t let her go, she’s beautiful... but she won’t admit it. If you know a Teanu tell her that she’s gorgeous. Teanu has a perfect booty and amazing eyes. Teanu is the sweetest soul, if you have one don’t let her go. Guys should be piling up on her. Don’t treat your Teanu wrong, she does have a psychopathic side to her... Love her
Guy: Teanu is so hot tonight!
Girl: Yeah I know.
Guy: is she taken?
Girl: probably.
TeAnu by Crystal. smith July 1, 2019
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1.The most coolest guy you will meet.

2.Walks around like a boss, cause he can.

3.Is straight up P.I.M.P

4.Wears collared shirts because they look good on him.
Man, that guy is so cool he reminds me of Teanu
Teanu by cali_bizzle March 4, 2009
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TeAnu is a very honest person, she doesn’t hesitate to give the truth... but getting to know her you’ll find out she is a bit of a psychopath. But she’s SO HOT. Guys should be piling up on her. Her personality is sweet but her style is the opposite.
WHOLY SHIT TeAnu looks hot tonight.
TeAnu by Crystal. smith July 1, 2019

Teapublicunt 

A highly unreasonable radical and extremist who is completely removed from reality.

Despite the fact that most Teapublicunts barely managed to graduate from high school, over the course the last five years they have proclaimed themselves to be constitutional scholars, based solely on their misguided interpretations of the Second Amendment. Few Teapublicunts understand politics, economics, history, science, geopolitics, or even basic English, although this won't stop them from regurgitating the dubious talking points from Faux News and other Right Wing paranoia outlets.

Teapublicunts usually exhibit the following symptoms: extreme and often racially-tinged beliefs; the stockpiling of large quantities of weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Second Coming of Baby Jesus; extremely small penises, low self esteem, and Black-President-Penis-Envy; a dislike of government and welfare, in spite of their profound dependence on food stamps and Medicare; the inability to spell, use proper grammar, or form coherent sentences.
Person 1: Can't we just find some common ground and compromise with each other for the good of the country?

Person 2: No!!! Bama iz da Antee Christ whoose takin my freedomz and gunz and Benghazi and IRS and he ain't got no rite being Presidant cuz he's Muslim and born in Hawaii, not America. PATRIOT

Person 1: You're such a fucking Teapublicunt. I feel my brain cells dying by the second.
Teapublicunt by MEO808 October 14, 2013

TeapubliCONS 

Newly defined political party. Crazier splinter group from the main Grand Old Psychotic party.
Don't want tax increases = Tea party
Join with the largest (ultra) conservative group (Republicans)
Trying to CON the American people into believing that the Teapublicans are working for THEM and not Big Business.
Ron: "Does anyone know what the TeapubliCONS agenda is?"

Paul: "Yeah, it's get rid of Obama even if they have to destroy the whole US to do it.
TeapubliCONS by docsterx July 31, 2011

teacup kitten 

This is a tiny young kitten who could actually fit into a teacup!
teacup kitten by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

teague middle school 

A school full of fake ass people with no hearts
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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