The ultimate of coolness. To do a Teague means the person must of done something which has really impressed everyone. It can only be a positive thing such as winning the lottery.
by Allahmuha June 25, 2006
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
by sucka just don't know March 18, 2009
One who fucks a fat bitch then lays on her like a couch. or act of laying on her like a couch after he fucks her. noun or verb
Hunter Hendricks is a teague
This bitch was so fat that after she got teagued he pulled her legs out like a fold out sofa.
This bitch was so fat that after she got teagued he pulled her legs out like a fold out sofa.
by frontinlikemydaddy September 28, 2006
Person 1 "Andrew is trying to ask out that senior through facebook again. She rejected him yesterday already."
Person 2 "What a teague."
Person 2 "What a teague."
by AngryEyes October 04, 2009
a cantonese word which is used to describe the groping of another males penis causing blood to swell to the bellend.
by Allahbebacktofinishurmum June 19, 2006
Teague is an amazing girl but she has thick thighs and a saggy butt. Guys want a teague for her sense of humor cuz she's hella funny. Everyone should know a teague cuz she is just as unique as her name. She knows how to chill but finds getting mad at you super fun. Not everyone will find that teague is their soul mate, but she's a great girl to have around
John: This girl teague in my science class is so fucking funny!
Matt: U gonna smash?
John: Naw dude she ugly as fuck but I wanna get down and just hang
Matt: U gonna smash?
John: Naw dude she ugly as fuck but I wanna get down and just hang
by Caroline Brady April 24, 2017
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