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taylurking 

Taylurking is when Taylor Swift stalks her fans on social media.
I totally caught Taylor taylurking on twitter yesterday!
taylurking by stanloonanct May 6, 2015

Tayloring 

The act of going farther than stalking and or creeping.
Dude, cutest guy at the movies. I couldnt help but start Tayloring him.

Tayloring 

Being a clueless beard who gradually mutilates the genitals of their gay partner. Derived from Taylor McKessie, a secondary character in the High School Musical film franchise who is dating a character, Chad, who – in deleted scenes – is shown to have suppressed feelings of homosexuality. Taylor's vagina was barbed and thus shredded Chad's penis every time that the two partook in sexual intercourse.
"You are Tayloring that poor gay boy" or "You are destroying the gay-straight alliance here at our school you fuckin' Taylor"
Tayloring by Anti-Chad-ed December 18, 2018

Tayloring 

The act of stitching up one's female genitalia, followed by the systematic butchering of said stitches in a decidedly un-Saville Row fashion using one's man-pork..
Jamie had a quiet thursday....lunch was followed by the tayloring of a helpless wench.
Tayloring by crt1979 October 25, 2009

Tayloring 

When someone is thrid wheeling
Cate, Tanner, Courtney and Jacob were on a double date and Taylor showed up. "Jez she tayloring hard"
Tayloring by Jerimaha February 10, 2017

Tayloring 

The acto of going up and octave with every word said.
Wow the at he tayloring again
Tayloring by Uncle_Nathaniel February 23, 2018
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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