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tax return payday

The day you receive your tax return money.
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
tax return payday by westfalia March 12, 2010

Shrimple tax return 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.
I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

norwegian tax return 

The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.
Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.

Puerto Rican tax return 

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

tax returns 

A covert nickname for the porn collection on your computer/laptop.

In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.
"Dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my 'tax returns!'"

"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"
tax returns by Soul Fever June 27, 2009

taxreturnmas 

Taxreturnmas is the period of time between receiving your tax refund and spending the last cent. It's the time to buy all the things you couldn't afford all year.
I'm writing my Taxreturnmas wish list! New tv, computer, Xbox.
taxreturnmas by Nyshwalla December 22, 2014
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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