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When you are about climax and you pull out half way just like what the government does to everyday people.
"Bob's pull out game is weak he always tax returns."
by FSnake March 20, 2017
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A covert nickname for the porn collection on your computer/laptop.

In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.
"Dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my 'tax returns!'"

"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"
by Soul Fever June 27, 2009
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