Tax Return

When you are about climax and you pull out half way just like what the government does to everyday people.

"Bob's pull out game is weak he always tax returns."

by FSnake March 21, 2017

tax returns

A covert nickname for the porn collection on your computer/laptop.

In honor of Dane Cook who used the example of guys having fake files/folders on their computers/laptops to hide porn. His example was that all guys have a folder named "Tax Returns 2003" filled with porn.

"Dude, my girlfriend caught me on my laptop looking through my 'tax returns!'"

"OMG! She caught you punching the clown!"

by Soul Fever June 28, 2009

Shrimple tax return

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.

I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

by TheDickSwordz April 1, 2023

tax return payday

The day you receive your tax return money.

Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."

by westfalia March 12, 2010

norwegian tax return

The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.

Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.

by The_Iron_Platypus July 8, 2011

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 14, 2014