taut 

A seldom used synonym of tight. Using it in conversation often confuses the listener for a moment. The word "taut" is widely known but will make you seem different if used in a sentence.

Tony: Hey, look... That girl has that taut badunkadunk butt like you like.
Ira: Damn, I'd like to pull up to that bumper and slap that monkey!

taut by def May 21, 2005

taut 

A word used by people who want to feel smart, or to brag about how they go to college. These people are typicaly name Keith or Trace.

Zack- The pool valley ball net seems a little loose can someone please make it tight.
Keith- The word tight seems a little intilectually immature, down in gainsville we use the word taut.

taut by Zack M November 8, 2008

taut 

A word that means tight but but can be used instead of "hot" to descibe pretty much anything you think is cool.

Lyke OMGs britney tht iz lyke the tautest haircut 4 yew!

kid: dude look, this new board is so taut
guys: whoaaa that's tauuut

holy shit, i didn't realize your mom's ass was that taut. i'm coming over tonight.

taut by miranda gruber March 31, 2007

Taut 

To be upset or sad, or angry.

Teacher: Tom stop it!
Tom: Sorryyyyy
You: Taut

Taut by Izzy___123 October 19, 2011

Taut Law 

1. A rule or law defining a persons' use of redundant phrasing or wording;

2. (of) forming a contradictory concept that occurs preconsciously before syntax

Doug: ...my life just sucks now--without Marge in my life, I am lost
May: Well you know what Doug, it is what it is
Doug: Wow, I'm lucky you're here to remind me that there's always the 'Taut Law'
May: ...
Doug: Bitch!
May: What the F#/K is the 'Taut Law' , Asshole?

Taut Law by edraculate November 22, 2016

tautology club 

Tautology club is a club based on tautologies.
All statements at tautology club must necessarily be true because they are tautologies.

Rules of Tautology Club:
1. The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
2. The second rule of tautology club is not the first rule of tautology club.
3. If this is your first night at tautology club, you have never been here before.

tautology club by L Quag February 17, 2010

tautyanna 

The most amazing, beautiful, adorable, perfect, and cutest girl in the world, no other girl can match her perfectness and she is rare, which is why many people say she is perfect and amazing

Guy#1 - Hey, who is that perfect and amazing girl over there?

Guy#2 - Oh! That's Tautyanna! She's amazing dude, like i'm in love with her

tautyanna by ThatSurferDude December 18, 2013