Mark: "Wow! That thug got tasered really bad!"
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."
Carter: "Tasered? It's tased, Mark."
Mark: "I've heard it both ways."
by Greasegrim March 11, 2016
Get the Tasered mug.
Get the tasered mug.Related Words
tasered
• Mentally tasered
• tatered
• tapered pants
• Tamered
• tapered
• tapered jeans
• tapered rect
• tapered shit
• Taserdate
When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.
John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.
George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.
*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*
Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.
George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.
John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?
George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!
George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.
*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*
Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.
George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.
John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?
George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!
by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009
Get the Mentally tasered mug.a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 26, 2019
Get the Perfect Double-Tapered Shit mug.(Derived from the word: Tasered)
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.
Example:
Dude: So how'd it go with that chick?
Victim of Teasering: Man, she teasered me last night. I can't believe it!
Dude: So how'd it go with that chick?
Victim of Teasering: Man, she teasered me last night. I can't believe it!
by Elysium9 December 23, 2008
Get the Teasered mug.George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
Get the Double-Tapered Shit mug.Tom was tatered last night.
by Kate December 7, 2004
Get the tatered mug.